Hillbilly 10 Commandments
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If you have a hankerin to know the weather in Morehad, KY click here:
Morehead Weather
OR,
Just hang a milk jug in a tree out in the yard and compare here:
Swingin a little bit = Sorta breezy
Swingin a bunch = Real windy
Whippin round in cirlces = Twister
Gone = Powerful wind or stolen
Bouncin up and down = Earthquake
Wet = Rainin
Full of water = Been rainin a bunch
Melted = Too hot. Head for the waterin hole.
Full of holes = Ma's been target shootin
Covered with snow or ice = Cold enough for socks
Just hangin there = No weather today
Everything is black = Night
Morehead Weather
OR,
Just hang a milk jug in a tree out in the yard and compare here:
Swingin a little bit = Sorta breezy
Swingin a bunch = Real windy
Whippin round in cirlces = Twister
Gone = Powerful wind or stolen
Bouncin up and down = Earthquake
Wet = Rainin
Full of water = Been rainin a bunch
Melted = Too hot. Head for the waterin hole.
Full of holes = Ma's been target shootin
Covered with snow or ice = Cold enough for socks
Just hangin there = No weather today
Everything is black = Night
Some people in the world seem to have trouble with all those "shalts" and "shalt nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So we translated them for you to make them easier to understand.
1.) Just one God.
2.) Put nothin before God.
3.) Watch yer mouth.
4.) Git yerself to Sunday meetin.
5.) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
6.) No killin.
7.) No foolin around with another fellers woman.
8.) Don't take what ain't yers.
9.) No tellin' tales and gossipin'
10.) Don't be hankerin for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's kinda plain and simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day!
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NOTE: This page uses deliberately exaggerated "semi-literate" English language in an attempt at humor.
No offense is intended. However, "if the shoe fits, wear it"!
No offense is intended. However, "if the shoe fits, wear it"!
